I always wanted to be somebody,
Which proved to be
impolitic
Because I realize that
maybe
I should have been
more specific.
Monday, 23 January 2023
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SOMEBODY
DYSLEXIC, AGNOSTIC, INSOMNIAC
Dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac
His traits were a
catalogue
And he stayed up all
night
Deciding if there really is a dog
A YOUNG MAN GOT MUGGED
A young man got mugged
By a magician last
year
He took a wallet, a
watch,
And the coin from
behind his ear
THE AIRPLANE WAS INVENTED
The Airplane was invented
By an optimist
While the parachute
was
Invented by a
pessimist
Sunday, 22 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 352
Three wise men of Gotham
This is something of a
choker
When it turns out that
they are
Penguin, Riddler and
the joker
WHINGING HOLIDAY MAKERS # 6
We went all-inclusive and booked
A day out to a water
park, with flumes
But no-one thought to
tell us we needed
To take our own swimming
costumes
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