For the bargain price of a first-class stamp
You can trust a letter
to the post master.
But it won’t be delivered
the next day
And second class won’t
arrive the day after
For the bargain price of a first-class stamp
You can trust a letter
to the post master.
But it won’t be delivered
the next day
And second class won’t
arrive the day after
One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, open the
door
Five, six, cocktail
sticks
Seven, eight, in a bit
of a state
Nine, ten, pissed
again
We requested a twin bed room
But we ended up with a
king size
As a result, my wife
is pregnant
So that was a nice
holiday surprise
Why did the bachelor cross the road?
Well not just to get to the other side
The reason he wanted to cross over
Was so he could avoid finding a bride
Are you wearing a chapeau?
That’s the French for
hat you know?
Well, you look quite
sweet I must say
Though I’m not a huge
fan of the beret
And the rather limp
looking overcoat
It isn’t really what
you’d call haute
But I need to find a
condom dispenser
Because I have a thing
for Frank Spencer
In order for a Baker to get
A Royal warrant, it is
said
They need to be like many
Royals and be
inter-bred
The border agency are struggling
To prevent mosquitos
from getting in
They’re very cunning
creatures
Who all claim to be
Asylum Zika’s