FOR THE BARGAIN PRICE OF A FIRST CLASS STAMP

 

For the bargain price of a first-class stamp

You can trust a letter to the post master.

But it won’t be delivered the next day

And second class won’t arrive the day after

BLONDE POST

 

The letterbox rattled

As the post came through the door

One after another

They landed on the floor

The top most envelope

Was from Bimbette’s friend

But emblazoned on it

Were the words "DO NOT BEND"

 

Bimbette pondered for some time

About that piece of post

How was she to pick it up?

Puzzled her most