We requested a twin bed room
But we ended up with a
king size
As a result, my wife
is pregnant
So that was a nice
holiday surprise
Saturday, 21 January 2023
WHINGING HOLIDAY MAKERS # 5
WHY DID THE BACHELOR CROSS THE ROAD?
Why did the bachelor cross the road?
Well not just to get to the other side
The reason he wanted to cross over
Was so he could avoid finding a bride
ARE YOU WEARING A CHAPEAU?
Are you wearing a chapeau?
That’s the French for
hat you know?
Well, you look quite
sweet I must say
Though I’m not a huge
fan of the beret
And the rather limp
looking overcoat
It isn’t really what
you’d call haute
But I need to find a
condom dispenser
Because I have a thing
for Frank Spencer
A ROYAL WARRANT
In order for a Baker to get
A Royal warrant, it is
said
They need to be like many
Royals and be
inter-bred
THE BORDER AGENCY ARE STRUGGLING
The border agency are struggling
To prevent mosquitos
from getting in
They’re very cunning
creatures
Who all claim to be
Asylum Zika’s
OUR NEIGHBOURS ARE ORGANIC DAIRY FARMERS
Our neighbours are organic dairy farmers
With special diets and
all that ilk
N’owt good ever came
of pampering cows
NOBEL PRIZE’S
They give Nobel Prize’s for anything now
And the latest recipient has been revealed
The winner is a scarecrow of all things
Mind you he is outstanding in his field
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