I’M A SCARECROW AND I WON FIRST PRIZE

 

I’m a scarecrow and I won first prize

When my victory was revealed

By the judges at the county show

They said I was outstanding in my field

I’M A SCARECROW AND IT WAS SAID TO ME

 

I’m a scarecrow and it was said to me

That I was the best they’d ever seen

I have to say that I was very flattered

At the compliment but hay, it’s in my jeans

NOBEL PRIZE’S

They give Nobel Prize’s for anything now

And the latest recipient has been revealed

The winner is a scarecrow of all things

Mind you he is outstanding in his field 

OUR SCARECROW WON FIRST PRIZE

 

Our scarecrow won first prize

When the winner was revealed

The judges at the county show

Thought it outstanding in its field