WE USED TO HAVE AN OWL

 

We used to have an Owl

He was really cute

But he had low self esteem

So didn’t give a hoot

THE STREET ANGELS HAVE TROD THE PATH

 

The Street Angels have trod the path

For Five years on Woking’s streets

Armed only with Gods light

And their calming influence

They are Not preachers of the word

Nor are they there to evangelise

They are the doers of deeds

The holders of hands

And the wipers of tears

They are a friendly face in the dark

Or a soothing word in the confusion

A conduit to common sense

The Angels do not judge

Nor are they there to chastise

Angels listen with sympathetic ears

And speak in a voice of pleasant reason

They give up their time

For the lost and the vulnerable

And the over enthusiastic revellers

Until the last club closes.

The Street Angels

Do not police the streets

But they do tread the path

And they are part of the peace

DONATIONS TO SPERM BANKS

 

Donations to Sperm Banks

In the UK are in decline 

Because most people today

Do their banking online

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 345

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

But what I really want to know is how

He got up there in the first place

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 11

 

The golden beach was outside the hotel

Which was really handy

But although it looked like the brochure

The beach was too sandy

ARE YOU WEARING A BRANDY BARREL?

 

Are you wearing a brandy barrel?

Yes, I know it’s like the rescue dog

But you know that the St Bernard

Doesn’t drink all of the grog

I’VE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD LATELY

 

I’ve been working really hard lately

But I’ve got a day off today 

It was nice not having to get up early

And have a snooze day Tuesday