ARE YOU WEARING A BRANDY KEG?

 

Are you wearing a brandy keg?

Is obviously the question that I beg?

I obviously hope the answer is yes

If it’s no, I’m hallucinating I guess

ARE YOU WEARING A BRANDY BARREL?

 

Are you wearing a brandy barrel?

Yes, I know it’s like the rescue dog

But you know that the St Bernard

Doesn’t drink all of the grog