72 Miles From The Sea

Friday, 13 January 2023

I haven’t been able to find prawn bread

I have searched from coast to coast

So, what I really want to know now is

How on earth do they make prawn toast

Sometimes I think I’ll be a male stripper

Be bold and take a chance

But then I remember I’m really fat

And I can’t actually dance

She went to the doctors with a lettuce leaf

Poking out of her knickers which was quite absurd

And it looked a really nasty sight in truth

But it turned out to be just the tip of the iceberg

Doctor Foster

Went to Gloucester,

Because he liked a rhyme

We had to line up outside

To catch the sightseeing boat

And there was no air-conditioning

Not even when we got afloat

Are you wearing eau de Cologne?

Well, something smells wrong

I don’t think it’s the real deal

Like it was bottled in Hong Kong?

I had a terrible night’s sleep

So, I went to see Miss Alconbury

About a Chemistry question

But apparently, we don’t have any