72 Miles From The Sea

Wednesday, 11 January 2023

When we were in Spain there

Were a lot of foreigners there

And they all spoke Spanish

Which I don’t think is fair

Are you wearing cellulite cream?

And is that workin’ for yer?

I only ask as it looks like

You’re covered in tapioca

The company who supplied

My wife’s enhanced d-cup

Used Helium breast implants

So, the company went tits up

If the Neverland government

Hadn’t cut his disability

Captain Hook would never

Have turned to piracy?

They are planning a remake

Of the classic “the railway children”

But it’s a low budget version

Called the bus replacement children

There was uproar at the bazaar

In fact, it was a little bizarre

When the face painting artist

Turned out to be a Surrealist

She said “Let’s try role play

My dirty little mister”

“Ok” he agreed “I’ll be me

And you can be your sister”