21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 337

 

As I was going to St. Ives,

The car broke down

On the A30 at Redruth

Then I met a man with seven wives,

Which put all my problems

Into perspective

BANANA IS AN ACRONYM

 

BANANA is an acronym for

"Build Absolutely Nothing

Anywhere Near Anybody"

That’s real forward thinking

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 4

 

We went to Spain on Holiday

But we didn’t like it a bit

The local supermarket

Didn’t even sell a proper biscuit

ARE YOU WEARING A LACE UP CORSET?

 

Are you wearing a lace up corset?

All whale bone and string

Oh, wow it looks really sexy

But how do I get into the thing?

PERCEPTION AND PERSPECTIVE

 

Perception and perspective

That’s life and all about it

Although I suppose it would

Depend on how you look at it

I WANTED TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT INDEPENDENCE

 

I wanted to write a book about independence

About people achieving their destiny

A ground-breaking piece of literature

Unfortunately, my mum wouldn't let me

I WANTED TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT MACHISMO

 

I wanted to write a book about machismo

About real men achieving their destiny

A ground-breaking piece of literature

Unfortunately, my wife wouldn't let me