72 Miles From The Sea

Thursday, 5 January 2023

Old Mother Goose,

When she wanted to wander,

Hitched up her dress

And let the men have a gander.

WASP is an acronym for

"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant"

The target demographic for UKIP

And Nigel Farage has their scent

We went on holiday to Spain

The taxi drivers were a nightmare

All of them were Spanish

Now how can that be fair?

Before the wall came down, the

East was all about the Warsaw Pact

But since it was demolished, now

The East is empty and that’s a fact

I know that petty crime is rife

But how did it come to this

Someone stole my urine sample

And that’s taking the piss

Vagazzling is a really bizarre

Thing to do to your bits, ok

Because the only men that

Find it attractive will be gay

I’ve never been a fan of complementary medicine

But when all else failed I decided to try it

I was given helium as part of my treatment

And I can’t speak highly enough about it