After being caught using an
Abhorrent substance in plain view
The shamed sportsman has promised
Never again to touch tofu
Thursday, 5 January 2023
AFTER BEING CAUGHT USING
AFTER BEING CAUGHT, WITH NO EXCUSE
After being caught, with no excuse
For abhorrent
substance abuse
The shamed sportsman
has sworn
Never again to touch
Quorn
I WAS CAMPING OUT AT THE WEEKEND
I was camping out at the weekend
In the evergreen
forests of Caledonia
But I was confused
when I discovered
The pine trees smelt
of air freshener
ARE YOU WEARING A FASCINATOR?
Are you wearing a fascinator?
Well tell be more
about that
Oh, my imagination was
all agog
But now you tell me it’s
just a silly hat
Wednesday, 4 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 334
Old Father Goose,
Had hands that would
wander
But when he couldn’t
goose
He had to settle for a
gander
BOOF IS AN ACRONYM
BOOF is an acronym
For "burned out
old fart"
I hope that doesn’t
refer to me
I’ll tell you that for
a start
ARE YOU WEARING A SPORRAN AGAIN?
Are you wearing a sporran again?
Wow that really is a
beut
It’s an unusual choice
though
A sporran with a
safari suit
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