Needles and pins
Needles and pins
When a man marries
His life begins.
Buttons and bows
Buttons and bows
When she marries
Her workload grows
Sunday, 1 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 331
I HATE JANUARY
I hate January
January, I do not
enjoy
It has no pleasure
It has no joy
Christmas is over
All the money has gone
5 weeks till payday
January is wrong
I love December
December has it all
December is the time
To have a ball
In fact December
Has to much fun
And not enough time
To get it all done
The Festivities
Leave us in a daze
There is too much
For 31 days
So, the solution
Is a simple one
I can’t believe
It hasn’t been done
Get rid of January
No one likes it
Have two Decembers
Then everything will
fit
MILF IS AN ACRONYM
MILF is an acronym for
“Mum I’d like to fuck”
But I’d end up with a
Mother
Superior knowing my
luck
IF AS THEY SAY, MARRIAGE IS A WAR
If as they say, Marriage is a war
Then it’s the only war
as far as I can see
Where, as one of the
protagonists
IF I HAVE A FIGHT WITH MY WIFE
If I have a fight wife my wife, I think
“Don't take your
troubles to bed”,
So, I follow the
advice to the letter
And sleep with someone
else instead
WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
What is an Australian kiss?
Do you ever wonder?
Well, it’s the same as
a French kiss,
WHEN I FIRST HEARD ABOUT A SELFIE STICK
When I first heard about a selfie stick
I thought to myself “that
sounds good”
But when I eventually
got to see one
It was obvious I had
misunderstood
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