Regarding the eating of broken biscuits
I think I have a tip
that might assuage
Cookie pieces contain
no calories as
Breaking them causes
calorie leakage
Regarding the eating of broken biscuits
I think I have a tip
that might assuage
Cookie pieces contain
no calories as
Breaking them causes
calorie leakage
A chickpea and a lentil, what is
The difference between
that brace?
It’s simple really
because no one
Ever paid to have a
lentil on their face
I've swallowed some of my
Scrabble tiles accidentally
I’m afraid when nature takes
Its course, it could
spell tragedy
I can hear really annoying music
And it’s getting to be a real pain
It’s emanating from inside my printer
I think the paper's jammin' again
Outside the drug rehab centre
There was something a
little crass
There was a sign on
the lawn
That said “Keep off
the Grass”
I am not handy about the house
Or with the “Do It Yourself” game
And when a book falls on my head
I've only got my shelf to blame
If clouds or mists do dark the sky
And they make you feel
glummer
Don’t let them get you
down
It’s just the English
summer