AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER

 

An ostrich's eye is bigger

Than its brain, apparently

I have known quite a few

People afflicted similarly

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 279

 

This is the way the gentlemen ride

Gallop-a-trot,

Gallop-a-trot!

This is the way the gentlemen ride

Get out of the way you oiks

ARE YOU WEARING IT THE RIGHT WAY?

 

Are you wearing it the right way?

I heard the pretty girl say

Should it be tied like so?

For kissing under the mistletoe

Am I showing my naïveté?

In the most embarrassing way

It’s just that I kind of felt

It shouldn’t be tied on your belt

WE HAVE LOVED EGGS # 2

 

We have loved eggs

Since we were children

Hen Fruits my dad

Used to call them

APPLE ARE GOING TO MAKE A CAR

 

Apple are going to make a car

But the one thing nobody knows

Is whether or not the iCar

Is going to have Windows

HAVING SEX IN AN ELEVATOR?

 

Having sex in an elevator?

Those dirty little devils

That kind of behaviour

Is wrong on so many levels

NEW BABIES ARE DELIVERED BY STORK?

 

New babies are delivered by stork?

Not that old chestnut again

Small babies may arrive by stork

But the big ones need a crane