WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE BATHROOM

 

When you walk into the bathroom

You’re American

When you walk out of the bathroom

You’re American

But while you are in the bathroom

European

I THINK GOOGLE IS A WOMAN

 

I think Google is a woman because

It won't let me finish my question

Or a sentence for that matter, before

It starts making other suggestions

HERE IS AN INTERESTING FACT

 

Here is an interesting fact

Which should come as no surprise

The inventor of the humble

Door knocker won the No-bell prize

LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 4

 

Is there anything more annoying?

Than when checking your tyre pressure

And you're trying to get a reading

Your pressure gauge lets out half the air

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 278

 

This is the way the ladies ride

yes, yes, yes. oh yes

ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR A REASON? # 2

 

Are you wearing it for a reason?

Is it because of the festive season?

You won’t be kissed under the mistletoe

Because you’re wearing it too low

WE HAVE LOVED EGGS # 1

 

We have loved eggs

Since we were children

Boneless chickens

My dad used to call them