LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 8

 

Is there anything more annoying?

If I had my way it would be a crime

Those people who point at their wrist

While they are asking for the time

LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 7

 

I hate it when buying sunglasses

When I find a pair, I want to try

And that stupid little plastic thing

Dangles right in front of my eye

LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 6

 

When you’re only browsing

In a department store

Five different salespeople

Sometimes even more

Pestering and prying and

Asking if they can assist you

But when you need a one

There’s never one in view

LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 1

 

Is there anything more annoying?

Is anything quite as wrong?

As the DJ on the radio

Not telling you who sang the song

LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 5

 

There is nothing that annoys me more

Than the elevator stopping on every floor

No one gets on or off which irks me treble

In fact it’s annoying on more than one level

LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 4

 

Is there anything more annoying?

Than when checking your tyre pressure

And you're trying to get a reading

Your pressure gauge lets out half the air

LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 2

 

Is there anything more annoying?

Can there ever be any doubt

When you can never get anything

Back in a box the way it came out