HERE IS AN INTERESTING FACT

 

Here is an interesting fact

Which should come as no surprise

The inventor of the humble

Door knocker won the No-bell prize

LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 4

 

Is there anything more annoying?

Than when checking your tyre pressure

And you're trying to get a reading

Your pressure gauge lets out half the air

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 278

 

This is the way the ladies ride

yes, yes, yes. oh yes

ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR A REASON? # 2

 

Are you wearing it for a reason?

Is it because of the festive season?

You won’t be kissed under the mistletoe

Because you’re wearing it too low

WE HAVE LOVED EGGS # 1

 

We have loved eggs

Since we were children

Boneless chickens

My dad used to call them

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO

 

I don’t know what to do

About all the sex, nudity,

Foul language and violence

On my DVD

A COUPLE OF WOMEN

 

A couple of women

Live next door to me

One is middle-aged

And teaches PE

The other a social worker

In her mid-twenties

They go everywhere together

If you, please

And I’ve never seen a man

Either enter or leave

I’m beginning to think

That they might be Lebanese