THE ONLY CUTTING EDGE THAT

 

The only cutting edge that

Gets sharper through life

The more it’s been used

Is the tongue of my wife

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 263

 

Tommy Snooks and Bessie Brooks

Were walking out one Sunday;

Tommy Snooks and Bessie Brooks

Walked to the woods this one day

And Tommy Snooks to Bessie Brooks,

Had something of a fun day

ARE YOU WEARING THIS AND THAT?

 

Are you wearing this and that?

A Purple and Chartreuse fleece

With sky blue corduroy flares

Watch out for the fashion police

POPPY DOUBTED HER HUSBAND’S FIDELITY # 2

 

Poppy doubted her husband’s fidelity

And confronted him about it in vain

He flat out denied having fooled around

But added it would never happen again

IF THE ADVICE FOR A MAN WHO HAS LOST

 

If the advice for a man who has lost

Interest in sex is to see a doctor

What would the advice be if

The sufferer is actually a doctor?

CLASSICAL MUSIC MOVES ME

 

Classical music moves me

I’ve loved it from an early age

And although I can’t comprehend

The dots on the page

The music that they reveal

Is understood in any language

I AM A LOVER OF PUCCINI

 

I am a lover of Puccini

And his music is so powerful

That the meaning of the words

Are almost immaterial