Tuesday, 11 October 2022

THE COLDEST COUNTRY ON EARTH

 

The coldest country on earth

Is not Lapland? Isn’t that silly

It’s a place that make you shiver

But nothing at all like Chile

THE CHILDREN LIKE TO SING

 

The children like to sing

In the family broom, broom

Anything and everything

The kids call them cartoons

Monday, 10 October 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 257

 Mr Bunny, Mr Bunny,

Won't you stop, stop, stop?

"No," said Mr Bunny,

I must hop, hop, hop.

So, I shot the little bastard

ARE YOU WEARING A SHORTY NIGHTIE?

 

Are you wearing a Shorty nightie?

No, you don’t look at all flighty

You’re my goddess of love Aphrodite

And my desire for you is mighty

So lay back and think of blighty

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN CARDIGAN?

Are you wearing a Halloween Cardigan?

A cardigan? On all hallows eve

A cardy doesn’t say “night of the dead”

So, I don’t think you really believe

IF BOTANIST’S WERE TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS

 

If botanists were to achieve success

A cross germination in which to exult

Between poison ivy and a four-leaf clover

A rash of good luck would be the result

THE REASON WE KNOW THE INDIANS

 

The reason we know the Indians

Were truly the first nations

On the North America continent

Was because they had reservations