Foods and drinks used
For their medicinal
qualities
Such as hot chocolate
or brandy
Have no calorie’s
Saturday, 8 October 2022
IF YOUR DAUGHTER WANTS A BIRTHDAY PARTY
If your daughter wants a birthday party
At home, make it
Cinderella themed
That way you can be
the wicked queen
Friday, 7 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 254
Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
In January,
In January,
Hot cross buns!
If Tesco don’t have them,
Go to Morrison’s
They have many
They have many
Hot Cross Buns!
ARE YOU WEARING CRUSHED VELVET?
Are you wearing crushed velvet?
Our curtains are a
similar shade of anisette
I would like to be
amidst the folds of velvet
Could I have a peak
beneath the pelmet?
IT’S A SURE SIGN YOU HAVE LOST # 2
It’s a sure sign you have lost
Your sex appeal for
certain
When your
gynaecologist
Won’t examine you in
person
ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN HAT?
Are you wearing a Halloween Hat?
Sitting so perfectly
on your head
A gruesome little tit
for tat
A MAN AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE
A man at the press conference,
Stood up at the
podium,
Not one of the lycra
clad blokes,
And declared he was
spokesman
Asked to clarify he
said
“I’m the man in charge
of spokes”
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