ARE YOU WEARING A SPOOKY SWEATER?

 

Are you wearing a spooky sweater?

Well, there’s no attempt to hide

The ample contents so I would say

You could turn me to the dark side

DIETING TIP # 1

 

When you are alone

And you eat something

It has no calories, as long

As no one sees a thing

FAST FOOD DRIVE THROUGH’S

 

Fast food Drive through’s

I’m afraid, are a step too far

And I find them quite expensive

By the time you’ve hired a car

DON’T PICK UP HITCHHIKERS

 

“Don’t pick up hitchhikers”

I was told “don’t do it ever”

Unless of course it was you

Who actually ran them over

IT’S NOT REALLY ANY COMFORT

 

It’s not really any comfort

If someone dies while doing

Something that they loved

When they were doing Heroin

AFTER TEN YEARS OF MARRIAGE

 

After ten years of marriage

I am divorced by choice

Regrettably I have to say

That it wasn’t my choice

HOW OFTEN HAVE YOU HEARD IT SAID?

 

How often have you heard it said?

“I am taking it one day at a time”

Well, no shit Sherlock don’t we all

That is after all the nature of time