After ten years of marriage
I am divorced by
choice
Regrettably I have to
say
That it wasn’t my
choice
Monday, 3 October 2022
AFTER TEN YEARS OF MARRIAGE
HOW OFTEN HAVE YOU HEARD IT SAID?
How often have you heard it said?
“I am taking it one
day at a time”
Well, no shit Sherlock
don’t we all
That is after all the
nature of time
THE MAN GOES ON TOP AND THE WOMAN UNDERNEATH
“The man goes on top and the woman underneath”
That was my sex
education as my mother said
So, as we were very
naïve back then, so for the first
Three years of marriage
we slept in bunk beds
WHAT IS THE POINT FOR A WOMAN
What is the point for a woman of a certain age
Wearing a see-through
negligee
When all the men of
her acquaintance aren’t able
To see through it anyway
Sunday, 2 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 249
To market, to market to buy a fat piggy;
Make sure it’s not skinny or twiggy
To market, to market, to buy us a hog;
Make sure you don’t come home with a dog
ARE YOU WEARING PROTECTION?
Are you wearing protection?
It may have been a
wise selection
Not that I’m some kind
of Lolita
It’s just that I’m a
messy eater
DR WHO IS VERY, VERY OLD
Dr Who is very, very old
Even for a time
traveller
And I think he is also
Suffering from Dimensia
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