“The man goes on top and the woman underneath”
That was my sex
education as my mother said
So, as we were very
naïve back then, so for the first
Three years of marriage
we slept in bunk beds
Monday, 3 October 2022
THE MAN GOES ON TOP AND THE WOMAN UNDERNEATH
WHAT IS THE POINT FOR A WOMAN
What is the point for a woman of a certain age
Wearing a see-through
negligee
When all the men of
her acquaintance aren’t able
To see through it anyway
Sunday, 2 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 249
To market, to market to buy a fat piggy;
Make sure it’s not skinny or twiggy
To market, to market, to buy us a hog;
Make sure you don’t come home with a dog
ARE YOU WEARING PROTECTION?
Are you wearing protection?
It may have been a
wise selection
Not that I’m some kind
of Lolita
It’s just that I’m a
messy eater
DR WHO IS VERY, VERY OLD
Dr Who is very, very old
Even for a time
traveller
And I think he is also
Suffering from Dimensia
CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION
Crime Scene Investigation
Better known as CSI
Has been on the air so
long
It should be renamed
RSI
MY COUSIN IS A LOOKALIKE
My cousin is a lookalike,
He’s a dead ringer
For Prince Harry Wales
He’s a Doppelginger
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