I MET AN INTERESTING GIRL AT A PARTY

 

I met an interesting girl at a party

At first, I admired her from afar

She claimed that just by knowing

The make of an individual’s car

She could discern their personality

Apparently, I shouldn’t own a car

I WAS BULLIED VERY BADLY AT SCHOOL

 

I was bullied very badly at school

To it, my mind reluctantly returns,

I was hospitalized on one occasion

With full thickness Chinese burns

I’M NOT A CLOSET RACIST

 

I’m not a closet racist

I keep on telling her

Just because I dislike

The people of Narnia

WE WENT TO A POSH NEW RESTAURANT

 

We went to a posh new restaurant

And the food was really trash

When we saw the astronomical bill

We did the Dine and Dash

SLEAZY POLITICIANS APPEAR IN THE TABLOIDS

 

Sleazy politicians appear in the tabloids

As allegations are made afresh

But they all protest their innocence

Perhaps they were just pressing the flesh

THE GLASS CEILING HAS BEEN REMOVED

 

The glass ceiling has been removed

For the benefit of women everywhere

It’s a positive move long overdue

It was difficult to clean way up there

MY WIFE’S BEEN GIVING ME THE SILENT TREATMENT

 

My wife’s been giving me the silent treatment

Which I have enjoyed if truth to tell

But every silver lining has a cloud

When the silence was accompanied by a smell