FOGHORN LEGHORN AND ALL HIS PALS # 1

Foghorn leghorn and all his pals

Are a sickly bunch of cocks

They are itchy and scratchy

And all have the people-pox

A SUSPECT IN THE ALASKAN MURDER CASE

 

A suspect in the Alaskan murder case

Was asked for an alibi by Detective Starch

When he asked "So tell me where you

Were on the night of September to March?"

MY GRANDFATHER WAS FROM LAPLAND

My Grandfather was from Lapland

And he was the greatest hunter I bet

And when he went to the bleak tundra

To catch Arctic Hare, he used a hare net

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 241

 

St. Swithin's day if thou dost rain

For forty days it will remain

And that’s the English summer for you

ARE YOU WEARING WINTER UNDERWEAR?

 

Are you wearing winter underwear?

I’m thinking as you stand there

Are you clad in body formers?

Proper cozy winter warmers

Substantial Bloomers for outdoors

A sturdy pair of winter drawers

I may never know for sure

But with my thoughts impure

I’m content as you stand there

In your cozy winter underwear

ROSE HIT VIOLET

 

Rose hit Violet

Right in the kisser

She has a big mouth

So, Rose couldn’t miss her

THE VICARIOUS VICAR

 

The Reverend Hinton

Brought many couples,

Efficiently and Happily

Through their nuptials

 

And he was content

Experiencing happiness

Thru the couples he joined

But felt alone nonetheless

 

For at the end of the day

He went on his own

To his empty vicarage

And sat home alone