I LOVE FOOT PUMPS

 

I love foot pumps

I think they are really neat

And are particularly good

If you have flat feet

YOU ARE 50 YEARS OLD

 

You are 50 years old

And if I may be so bold

Despite what you were told

The emphasis is on the old

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 442

 

Holly and Phil, where have you been?

Have you been to Westminster to visit the Queen?

Holly and Phil, did you get a good view?

I guess you did because you jumped the queue

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 240

 

Buzz wuzz was that little fly

And how he loved to caper

Up and down the room he flew

Until I hit it with my paper

ARE YOU WEARING STEAK?

 

Are you wearing steak?

A pork chop? Ok my mistake

Oh, your eye is very swollen

What happened to you then?

You went to the shop for steak

But bought chops, ok your mistake

ROSES ARE VIOLET

 

Roses are Violet

Violets are Lilac

Lilacs are Roses

And she wants then back

WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE

 

When we have to go somewhere,

Then absolutely anything, to be fair

Is honestly fine for you wear