THE SILVER VOTERS

 

The nations older aged voters

Are not that easy to impress

Because as you grow older

You stand for more and fall for less

MY WIFE ASKED IF HER APPENDIX SCAR

 

My wife asked if her appendix scar

Made her look unattractive, a bit

I was quick to dispel any misgivings

She might have in regard to it

And uttered the reassuring words

"Don’t worry love, your tits cover it"

MY WIFE WAS BEING A DRAMA QUEEN

My wife was being a drama queen and said

"I feel like jumping in front of a bus

And you don’t help” So I sent her a timetable

And God did she ever make a fuss

I KNOW THAT YOU’RE REALLY OLD

 

I know that you’re really old

But your aging appears static

Which means you must have

A portrait hanging in the attic

ONE POTATO TWO POTATO

Roast potato

New potato

Boiled potato

Sure

Mashed potato

Waffled potato

Baked potato

More

Wedges with dips

Hash browns and Chips

You should eat your fill

Of the Dublin mixed grill

ROSES ARE RED

Roses are red

Apples are fruity

Show us your tatt

I bet it’s a beauty.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 236

 

To market, to market, a gallop a trot,

To buy some meat to put in the pot;

Make sure its meat don’t let them con you

I won’t be impressed if you come home with tofu