Monday, 19 September 2022

ARE YOU WEARING THAT FACE FOR A BET?

 

Are you wearing that face for a bet?

Cheer up let’s have a ball

Come on just one little smile

Start with something quite small

Great you have no sense of humor

So probably no sense at all

MY GRANDDAD WAS WONDERFUL

 My Granddad was wonderful

He always smiled and never frowned

He’d always have a treat for me

He was Father Christmas all year round

A MAN WALKED INTO A CROWDED BAR

A man walked into a crowded bar

With a loaded gun and shouted

"Who’s been shagging my sister?”

In case his intent was doubted

He raised the gun and took aim

And fired the gun to demonstrate

A lone voice shouted from the back

"You don't have enough bullets mate"

DON’T SEE GROWING OLD AS A NEGATIVE

 

Don’t see growing old as a negative

Ageing is like fine wine so

It gets better with age,

But you’ve got some way to go

MY SON HAD A EUREKA MOMENT

 

My son had a eureka moment

And I was quite impressed

He discovered that the volume knob

Could also turn to the left

GREY HAIR IS NOT A GLORIOUS CROWN

Grey hair is not a glorious crown

Worn by a righteous life

But an unwillingness to buy dye

On the part of my wife

MILESTONE 70 # 1

If I'd realized I was going

To live beyond my sixties

I'd have taken better care

Of myself in the sixties