MILESTONE 60 # 6

Your body is showing signs of wear

But you're still young at heart

And you’re in good shape to be fair

It’s hard to tell that you’re an old fart

THE EVOLUTION OF MAN

From good boy

To a nice kid

A promising start

Then from a great guy

To a fine man

And finally, an old fart 

YOU ARE PASSED YOUR PRIME

 

You're not really old, though

You are passed your prime

But you’ve not been young

For a very, very long time

WITH OLD AGE COMES WISDOM

With old age comes wisdom

Which is enlightening

And we learn to avoid

Things that maybe frightening

Like choosing candlelight

Instead of fluorescent lighting 

DON’T PLAY SECOND FIDDLE

 

Don’t play second fiddle

Don’t be a mistress, be a wife

You must always be

The leading lady in your own life

LIFE BEGINS AT 40 # 4

 

You've reached a milestone

A really significant age

You've joined the over 40's

You have turned a new page

So happy birthday darling

I hope you enjoy your surprise

Because now you’re forty

Your age matches your bust size

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 233

 

Leg over leg,

As the man went to Dover;

When he came to a girl

He got his leg over