WITH OLD AGE COMES WISDOM

With old age comes wisdom

Which is enlightening

And we learn to avoid

Things that maybe frightening

Like choosing candlelight

Instead of fluorescent lighting 

DON’T PLAY SECOND FIDDLE

 

Don’t play second fiddle

Don’t be a mistress, be a wife

You must always be

The leading lady in your own life

LIFE BEGINS AT 40 # 4

 

You've reached a milestone

A really significant age

You've joined the over 40's

You have turned a new page

So happy birthday darling

I hope you enjoy your surprise

Because now you’re forty

Your age matches your bust size

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 233

 

Leg over leg,

As the man went to Dover;

When he came to a girl

He got his leg over

ARE YOU WEARING A CONDOM?

 

Are you wearing a condom?

At your age you really have no hope

Sex at ninety-six will be like

Trying to shoot pool with a rope

I LOVE YOU BY ANY MEASURE # 9

 

I love you by any measure

You might wish to use

But I don’t know how to express

The way I feel about you

And the affect you have on me

So, I hope this gives you a clue

Without you in it, my world

Is monochrome

But your love colors it

With every conceivable tone

WELL YOU’VE REACHED AN AGE

 

Well, you’ve reached an age

So have a happy birthday

So now really spoil yourself

And take two naps today