Happy fiftieth birthday
I’m sorry
but it has to be said
If they
were dog years
Tuesday, 13 September 2022
INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON
Someone said to me that
Inside
every older person
There is a
young person.
THERE ARE ONLY TWO OPTIONS
There are only two options
In my
personal view
So, what do
you want to do?
You can
either continue
To get
older or you can die
So, stop
feeling sorry for yourself
And enjoy
your birthday do
I'VE NEVER REALLY DOUBTED YOUR AGE
I've never really doubted your age
But don’t think of it as old age
You were just born ahead of your time!
Way, way, way ahead of your time
CLASSIC, GENUINE AND UNIQUE
They all seem to describe you
As classic,
genuine, and unique
But what
they actually mean is
You’re an
original vintage antique
Monday, 12 September 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 229
Lucy Locket lost her pocket,
Kitty Fisher found it;
Not a penny was there in it,
“That Kitty Fisher is a thieving little cow”
ARE YOU WEARING A RED WIG?
Are you wearing a red wig?
I know
you’re not a natural Redhead
So, if that’s
not an ill-fitting wig
It’s a very bad dye-job instead
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