21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 226

 

There was an old woman,

As I've heard tell,

She went to market

With Her eggs to sell;

She went to market

All on a very hot day,

And the eggs were spoiled

So, she couldn’t give them away

ARE YOU WEARING A TIARA?

Are you wearing a tiara?

Sparkling with jewels no less

Oh, sweet little Essex girl

Daddies’ little princess 

PHOEBE GODDESS OF THE MOON

 

Phoebe Goddess of the moon                                                      

Radiant, bright, prophetic

Titan goddess Phoebe

With an oracular intellect

Reigned unchallenged at Delphi

And Gold-Crowned was epithet

PICKUP # 10

 

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

“I’m a Doctor, Dr Love

Would you like some medical fun?

There are 206 bones in the human body,

Do you want another one?”

I LOVE YOU BY ANY MEASURE # 2

 

I love you by any measure

You might wish to use

But I don’t know how to express

The way I feel about you

And the affect you have on me

So, I hope this gives you a clue

If you were a movie blockbuster

You would win the Oscar

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF

 

Contrary to popular belief

In the USA it needs to be said

That a Turbine, is not

What an Arab wears on his head

FORTY IS THE OLD AGE OF YOUTH

Forty is the old age of youth

Which all sounds very sage

Whereas after another decade

Fifty is the youth of old age