Of course, you're not old
Stop making
a fuss
You’ve just
been young
Of course, you're not old
Stop making
a fuss
You’ve just
been young
You may be 60
But don’t
worry, yet
You’re not
over the hill
So don’t
you fret
There is
nothing to fear
It’s only a number you know
Think of it as ripening
Don't think of it as a blow,
You won't suddenly look haggard
That
happened long ago
It’s just a
number, Happy Birthday.
You are an
age though
There was an old woman
Called nothing-at-all,
Which made
it quite difficult
To get her
a passport
Do you remember the twenty first of September?
A very
special date is it not?
It’s our
wedding anniversary you idiot
And should
never be forgot
Are you wearing a codpiece?
No, no you
don’t look like a wally
And when it
stops raining, you’ll have
Somewhere
to hang your brolly
Greek Goddess Artemis
The virgin
Goddess
Of the hunt
and the moon
Daughter of
Zeus and Leto
Twin sister
of Phoebus
I’ve lost too many
Nearest and
dearest
Friends and
families
I’ve
watched as they
Left this
world
One by one.
Each one
gone too soon
Before they
came to terms
With
themselves
As I have
done
And felt as
free as I