Monday, 29 August 2022

WOMEN DON'T MAKE FOOLS OF MEN

Women don't make fools of men

So don’t believe all the hype

Most men don’t need any help

They are of the do-it-yourself type

GSOH

 

A man likes a woman with a sense of humour

But he doesn’t want to hear her jokes

To him a good sense of humour means

That she is required to laugh at the blokes

THE INTERNET IS A CURSE AND NOT A BLESSING

 

The internet is a curse and not a blessing

When you develop a habit, you can’t stop

And max out all of your credit cards

Without setting foot in a single shop

IS THE INTERNET A BLESSING OR A CURSE?

 

Is the internet a blessing or a curse?

As a medium for interaction, its fine

But paedophiles operate in comfort 

As they stalk their victims online

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 215

 

Little Tommy Tittlemouse

Lived in a little house;

And his missus

Made him wash the dishes

ARE YOU WEARING DREADLOCKS?

Are you wearing dreadlocks?

On you they don’t look right

Firstly, you’re not Jamaican

And secondly, you’re white 

WISE OLD SAGE

 

It was previously said

By a very wise man

“I don’t know

Ask a woman”