After her examination
The doctor said
"I can find no
reason
For the pain in your
head
Now let me see the
thing
That gets ladies in
distress”
At which point the
lady
Lifted up her dress
And started to remove
All her underwear
At first all he could
do
Was stand and stare
But then caused the
doctor
To loudly shout
“No don’t take them
off
When I go to the chemist
The cost is beyond
belief
And everything in my
basket
Says it’s for fast
relief
“Supersex” the old lady said
To the seniors group
And in reply they
chorused
"We'll take the
soup"
If I’ve learned anything in my life
It is that you should
take a chance
And nobody cares if
you can't dance well
Just get on the floor
and dance
The upside of being clinically obese
To the point of being
handicapped
Is that it makes it
significantly more
Difficult to be
forcibly kidnapped
There was a jolly miller once
Lived on the river Dee;
He worked and sang from morn till night,
And that was really
annoying to me
Are you wearing spectacles?
To make you look
sophisticated
Well, I think your
expectations
Have unfortunately
been bated
You just look a little
bookish
Sorry if that leaves
you deflated
