Friday, 19 August 2022

YOU ARE WELL ENDOWED

 

You are well endowed

Is it all you?

Or is it padded up there

I won’t care

If you let me in up there

And what about below stairs

Just let me get in under there

Into your under wear

And I will find your derriere

Among your treasures

And some mutual pleasures

LIKE A HUMID AFTERNOON

 

Like a humid afternoon

She was left breathless

Passions bloom

Lingering on her cheek

Contentment’s smile

Playing about her lips

THE CURVACEOUS SHAPE

 

The curvaceous shape,

What I delight

To the letches eye

Falling beneath the leer

Of sexual appraisal

Would you dress?

To be so pleasing

To the onlookers

When amidst those

Onlooker’s gazes

Spied the pervert’s eye

And you knew

The letches feasted

On the sexual sight

In their perping rite

BEFORE THE MOMENT PASSES

 

Before the moment passes

I would just like to say

Don’t you ever forget

Not even for a day

How very special you are

In each and everyway

EVERY TOM

 

When you hear

The chorus, from where

The alley cat’s tarry

Just remember

That every tom

Has a dick, Harry

Thursday, 18 August 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 204

 

Rub-a-dub-dub,

Thanks for the grub,

Without the Lord no one would care

The father the son

And the spiritual one

The guardian angels of heavens host

They all make sure the tables not bare

ARE YOU WEARING A FEATHER BOA?

 

Are you wearing a feather boa?

It makes you look like a goer

And I think that is a no noa

You don’t need any help so soa

You can lose the feather boa