ARE YOU WEARING A BOILER SUIT?

 

Are you wearing a boiler suit?

Well it’s not the most flattering wear

But it does have a certain fascination as

I’m fascinated to know what’s under there

ARE YOU WEARING CHIFFON?

 

Are you wearing chiffon?

So you’ve chosen style over substance

But you won’t hear me complain

As transparency tends to enhance

ARE YOU WEARING A FEATHER BOA?

 

Are you wearing a feather boa?

It makes you look like a goer

And I think that is a no noa

You don’t need any help so soa

You can lose the feather boa