When you marry
Choose a partner
You love to talk to
Because when
Attraction fades
And lover becomes
friend
Because conversation
Maybe all that’s left
When you marry
Choose a partner
You love to talk to
Because when
Attraction fades
And lover becomes
friend
Because conversation
Maybe all that’s left
He wasn’t a sophisticate
Which for some can be
a plus
But he always thought
That a coach was a
posh bus
I was so unhappy
With the service
At my local café
I wrote an insult
On the table
In tomato ketchup
Before leaving
Which is what I call
Complaining with
Relish
The drug mule
Smuggled cocaine
In little plastic eggs
More accustomed
To holding a toy
And that’s what I call
A Kindle Surprise
His head was so full of filth
And dirty thoughts
Which all cantered
around
Getting into her
shorts
And when the act was
culminated,
By all reports
It was clear he wasn’t
the only one
With dirty thoughts
As she quietly sleeps
Her red hair falls
In a crimson cascade
Across the fresh
Milk white skin
Of her naked flesh
And as I take in
The breath-taking
vista
I sigh to myself, in
Contented admiration
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Margarine in a tub,
Without any butter the
table is bare
The crumpets, the
muffins,
Bread from the loaf
tins
They all need to be buttered
thick
For the most
satisfyingly simple fare