I have something of a weakness
I suppose it’s my
Achilles
But I’m an old-fashioned
letch
So, I like fillies in
frillies
I have something of a weakness
I suppose it’s my
Achilles
But I’m an old-fashioned
letch
So, I like fillies in
frillies
I can’t watch Sylvester Stallone
I find his speech very
distracting
He was clearly a graduate
Of the Mumbling school
of acting
I had to dump my girlfriend
I met her thru a
dating agency
Because she thought that
scruples
Was the Russian
currency
I am not opposed to the clocks
Going forward in the
spring
But it could be
handled better
To make it less
exhausting
Take the hour from Friday
afternoon
Instead of Sunday
morning
When the tragic death
Was announced on the
news
Of the Oscar winning
actor
My wife didn’t have a
clue
Which prompted her to
say
Philip Seymour who?
As economic migrants, blown
On the easterly breeze
Arrive on our
welcoming shores
I am left in a state
of unease
Not because they’re foreign
But because they’re
from the seventies
If you can afford to buy
Yourself a 3d printer
The first thing to do
Is print another printer