Are you wearing a union suit?
Well not exactly a
source of phwors
It’s just an un-sexy
combination
Of a vest and long drawers
But joined together
like a romper suit
The addition of the
trap doors
Makes it a little more
exciting
I think I’d like to go
through yours
I’ve enrolled my son
On an evening class
Using the brakes
without
Giving passengers whiplash
At the festival toilets
There was a bit of a
queue
Which got a bit out of
hand
To my view
But we all survived
The Battle of Portaloo
I lost my boomerang
I can’t remember where
or how
Oh wait a minute
It’s coming back to me
now
My poor uncle turned to crime
Him and an incompetent
friend
They got caught with a
shotgun
And he sawed off the wrong
end
I went to PC World
I saw computers
With or without a
screen
Keyboards and mice
But there wasn’t
A policeman to be seen
