Me and a Red Ferrari
Are not best suited are
we?
For I can get in
easily
But can’t get out with
dignity
Me and a Red Ferrari
Are not best suited are
we?
For I can get in
easily
But can’t get out with
dignity
Stiletto healed white shoes
Being worn out to a
party
Well in my personal
view
They make you look
tarty
A wise old owl lived in an oak
He kept to himself, and he seldom spoke
And I think that’s rather anti-social
Are you wearing a wig?
No,
I’m not having a dig
I’m
not a fan of them
But
this is an ill-fitting item
It
just doesn’t suit you
I
know it’s just my view
I’m
not meaning to nag
You
look like you’re in drag
I’ve enrolled my wife
On
an evening class
Which
should be simple
And
not difficult to pass
It
deals with the differences
She
will have to face
Between
a normal handbag
And
a bloody Suitcase
My husband and I were
Visiting
a vineyard
We
were on holiday
To
rekindle our passion
Which
due to the side effects
Of
his obesity
Sex
was restricted
To
only a special occasion
I’d
lost sight of him briefly
Amidst
the vines
When
I found him
With
an erection and at play
I
looked at the vines
As
he said Semi On, Semi On
I
replied, “No not Sémillon
They’re
Chardonnay”
When my uncle
Passed
away last night
He
was given
The
last rites
By
a Bishop, who
Missed
it very nearly
As
he could only
Move
diagonally