I’VE ENROLLED MY HUSBAND # 1

 

I’ve enrolled my Husband,

To make his skills complete

On an evening class

About how to work the toilet seat

I BOUGHT A PRESENT FOR MY WIFE

 

I bought a present for my wife

Which caused us to have a fight

It was an enlightening book entitled

“I was wrong, and he was right”

A HOUSE IS STILL JUST A HOUSE

 

A house is still just a house

Made of brick and plaster

It takes something else

If it’s a home that you’re after

 

And making the transition

Now that is the real trick

And whether you do it or not

Depends on the partner you pick

WE HAD ANOTHER TRIVIA QUIZ

    

We had a Trivia quiz at the pub last night

And I got most of the questions right

But the final question always tells

“Name two things commonly found in cells?”

It appears that Manc and Scouser

Was not the correct answer

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 187

 

Mary liked to sunbathe nude

She found it quite relaxing

But if anyone could see her

They would say she needed waxing

ARE YOU WEARING A PLEATED SKIRT?

 

Are you wearing a pleated skirt?

It’s really very flattering on you

A blandishment to your hips

And narrows the waist without ado

And when the wind lifts it up

Your scanty wares come into view

TRAFFIC COP – CONDITIONAL

 

Sometimes you can talk

Your way out of a ticket

A little bit of charm

Is probably the safest bet

Humour can work as well

But just don’t overdo it

By asking “I thought cops

Had to be reasonably fit”