Ring-a-Ring o'Rosies
How I hate runny noses
"A tissue! A tissue!"
Then throw it in the bin!
Ring-a-Ring o'Rosies
How I hate runny noses
"A tissue! A tissue!"
Then throw it in the bin!
Are you wearing a hat?
What’s the point of
that?
It’s often been said
You have an unsuitable
head
And not just for
millinery
It’s a little bit
scary
And the hat doesn’t
help
You made that boy yelp
So take off the hat
And that will be that
The hat will be gone
And the bag put back
on
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
The cop asked me like
a typical fuzz
“No officer I don’t, I
hope you do,
I think it’s important
that one of us does”
Electronic banking
Is the way it is done
Lightning fast
transfers
At the touch of a
button
Though not necessarily
The fastest way of
course
Nothing transfers
funds
Faster than divorce
As you are the Vicar
You marry people every
day
But it was me who
married you
On our wedding day
And your greatest
pleasure
Is when I lift up your
cassock
And take you from
behind
As you kneel on a
hassock
Camilla Titt-Wank
Went to the hunt ball
And it was well known
She’d have anyone at
all
She danced all night
with
Quentin Tea-Bagg
But he went off at the
end
With Oliver Rough-Shagg
Tamara Split-Whiskers
Loved Pandora
ffanny-ffarte
Pandy still had her
cherry
But Tammy had lost her
heart
And though she tried
hard
With miss ffanny-ffarte
She still couldn’t
prize
Her skinny thighs
apart