DO YOU LIKE BUGS BUNNY?

 

Do you like bugs bunny?

Or maybe Peter Rabbit?

Floppsy, moppsy, cottontail?

No, oh you like a rampant rabbit

WHENEVER I HAVE ANY SPARE CASH

Whenever I have any spare cash

I give it all to Charity

She appeals to me every night

On pay per view TV 

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 166

 

Pussy cat Mole

Jumped over a coal,

And in her best petticoat

Burnt a great hole.

And that’s genetic modification for you

ARE YOU WEARING FALSE EYE LASHES?

 

Are you wearing false eye lashes?

You haven’t worn them before?

It’s just the way you’ve put them on

Makes you look like a Labrador

I’M THINKING ABOUT TAKING A HOLIDAY # 6

 

I’m thinking about taking a holiday

But I don’t know where to go

One possibility is in Suspense

That makes the adrenalin flow

SOMEWHERE UNPRONOUNCEABLE # 3

 

I went on holiday to somewhere unpronounceable

The people suffered poverty and starvation

All the inhabitant had to live in their cars

It was the first time I’d come across an in-car-nation

THE FADING LIGHT OF THE EVENING

 

The fading light of the evening

Mirrors the slow diminishing

Of my own dwindling light

As we both head towards the night