ASSEMBLY LINE LOVE

 

I have a new girlfriend, really fine

Who works on an assembly line  

Making wheelie bins, short and stout.

Not sure what day to take her out.

SODOR ANTICS

 

Thomas the tank engine

Pulled out of Paddington again

And the Bear said

I like getting the early train

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 165

 

Robert Barnes, fellow fine,

Can you shoe this horse of mine?

No, good sir, that I can’t,

Why ever not, fellow fine?

Primarily because I’m an estate agent called Mike

But mainly because that’s a push bike

ARE YOU WEARING FALSE NAILS?

Are you wearing false nails?

Is there really any point?

After all you will just 

Bite them down to the joint 

I’M THINKING ABOUT TAKING A HOLIDAY # 5

 

I’m thinking about taking a holiday

But I don’t know where to go

What if I end up in Capable

I find that that’s often where I go

SOMEWHERE UNPRONOUNCEABLE # 2

 

I went on holiday to somewhere unpronounceable

Who have a novel approach to automation

You are not prohibited to own a motor car

Unless it is Pink, making them a Pink Car-nation

HE CERTAINLY WASN’T MUCH OF A POLICEMAN # 2

He certainly wasn’t much of a policeman

Of that most people would concur

His colleagues called him the Gurkha

Because he never took a prisoner