PRIOR TO 1066

 

Prior to 1066

Before he became a conqueror

William of Normandy

Was just known as William the.

MY WIFE WANTED THE HEATING ON

 

My wife wanted the heating on in september

But I didn’t want it on until at least october

In our house its known simply as cold war-fare

I AM A FORTIFIED WINE CONNOISSEUR

 

I am a connoisseur

Of all types of wine

Albeit self taught

And have a Radio channel

About fortified wines

It’s called, Talks Port

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 164

 

 

There was an old woman of Leeds
Who spent all her time in good deeds;
until she moved to Lancashire

ARE YOU WEARING A BEARD?

 

Are you wearing a beard?

Wow that’s really weird

With the way you walk

And on the phone when we talk

Well, that has me in a whirl

I thought you were a girl

I’M THINKING ABOUT TAKING A HOLIDAY # 4

 

I’m thinking about taking a holiday

But I don’t know where to go

I have never been in Flexible

But I really don’t know

I think it’s important to stand firm

So I would have to say no

THE RED HOUSE

 

I met her in the Red House

When she gave me the eye

I gave her an appraising look

And thought I’d give her a try

I knew my luck was in when

She was unbuttoning my fly