I’M WORRIED ABOUT ONE OF MY HENS

I’m worried about one of my hens

There’s something wrong with Megs

I think she must have been possessed

As she keeps laying Devilled eggs 

HE CERTAINLY WASN’T MUCH OF A POLICEMAN # 1

 

He certainly wasn’t much of a policeman

Of that there was very little doubt

His colleagues called him the station cat

Because on rainy nights he never went out

SIGHTS, SOUNDS, SMELLS, TASTE AND TOUCH # 4

 

Sights, sounds, smells, taste, and touch

It’s funny the things that cause the memories to arise

When all of a sudden memory of my sister flood back

It’s Cilla Black, Port and Lemon and Devon Skies

THE BRONZE AGE

 

Of all the ages of history

Historian will attest

That the bronze age

Was the third best

FAMILY BIOLOGY

 

I had to be brought up by

My non bio family

As my biological parents

Gave me a rash sadly

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 163

 

Wash on Monday,

Iron on Tuesday,

Bake on Wednesday,

Brew on Thursday,

Churn on Friday,

Mend on Saturday,

Go to meeting on Sunday.

And all on minimum wage

These polish maids are brilliant

ARE YOU WEARING A FRENCH MAID’S OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing a French maid’s outfit?

Does it come with all the kit?

The little apron and the hat

The black stockings and all that

With all the coyness you can muster

Reach up with your feather duster

On tip toes reach up high

So I can glimpse a bit of thigh

Then come back down to earth

And get to work for all your worth