RED HAT

 

She was a stunner

In her new red hat

And it turned a few heads

Have no doubt of that

 

She was not dressed

As someone one ignores

But everyone was thinking

“Red hat no drawers”

RED NOSE

 

He had a large red nose

Just like a strawberry

His pock marked snozz

Was not a thing of beauty

But it was not a drinker’s nose

In fact on the contrary

It was actually the result

Of learning to eat with cutlery

MATERNAL SETUP

 

I am a single man and happy to be so

But I keep being set up by my mother

And the latest had very friendly eyes

As they kept looking at each other

PRESIDENTIAL FLIGHT

 

When POTUS bought a new thoroughbred

It had to be flown across from London 

And as it was the Presidential Colt

It had to be flown over on AirHorse 1

DICTIONARIES AND LEXICONS

Dictionaries and Lexicons

Are crucial to most authors

And we all wonder if there’s

Another word for Thesaurus 

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 162

 

I do not like thee, Doctor Fell,

The reason why I can now tell;

I only see you when I feel unwell

And you’ll sound my death knell

ARE YOU WEARING A MOUSTACHE?

 

Are you wearing a moustache?

And is that a shaving rash?

Well, I’m really sorry Ash

But I think I have to dash