I love celebrating Father's day
With my sons and
daughters
Though I do realize it can cause
Confusion in certain quarters
Thursday, 7 July 2022
EATING WITH THE INLAWS
An evening spent
With my wife’s family
Is good food and wine
And gracious hostility
I WENT TO THE MOVIES LAST NIGHT
I went to the movies last night
And watched a really
good thriller
About a man poisoning
the Cornflakes
Who turned out to be a
cereal killer
YOU SHOULD NEVER RAISE YOUR HANDS TO YOUR KIDS
You should never raise
Your hands to your children
And for that, there
Is a very good reason
Not that I’m saying
They shouldn’t be
corrected
But you must never
Leave your nuts
unprotected
SURPRISE YOUR DAD ON FATHER’S DAY
Surprise your dad on Father’s Day
Asking him for advice
should do it
And if you really want
to surprise him
You should actually
accept it
MUM KNITTED ME A JUMPER
Mum knitted me a jumper
I hate wearing it as I
look silly
But I’m a kid so I
have to
Especially when mum
feels chilly
IN THE ITV NEWSROOM
In the ITV Newsroom
Just ahead of the
action
The producer announces
“Lights Camera
Fiction”
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